Presents for Well-known Fathers

Father’s Day is simply across the nook (Sunday June 18th, to avoid wasting you having to Google!) and this 12 months Boots are celebrating all of the several types of dads and father figures with their Love for All Dads marketing campaign.

They’ve an enormous collection of Father’s Day Gifts accessible on-line at boots.com and to point out you a few of the wide selection (and give you a little bit of gifting inspo) I assumed that I’d select presents for a few of the most well-known fathers the world has ever identified:

Father Time, The Godfather and… Father Christmas.

Don’t say I by no means offer you something. Right here goes.

Father Time

I’ll admit I knew little or no about Father Time; I needed to do some in-depth analysis on him earlier than deciding on an acceptable present. I learn that he was usually depicted as an aged bearded man and in order that did throw up a little bit of a quandary: who would admire a beard-trimmer extra? Christmas or Time? Then I discovered that Father Time generally had wings and I assumed that maybe one thing to easy his feathers is likely to be shout; he additionally carries a scythe – bit delinquent – and so I puzzled whether or not a little bit of vibrant hair dye, perhaps pink, may make him look much less menacing and a bit extra approachable.

However no. I didn’t wish to get too carried away together with his Father’s Day current and select one thing he’d then need to return. Even when he does have all the time on this planet, he doesn’t wish to waste it traipsing backwards and forwards to the publish workplace with all the undesirable issues I’ve gifted him. The packets of pink hair dye or – and this was my different concept – the cross-body bag wherein to securely carry the hourglass and clock he has to cart about with him – must be relegated to the rejects pile.

Ultimately I picked out one thing I knew he’d admire – anybody who’s been alive for greater than twenty years would welcome this onto their lavatory shelf and he’s been alive for, nicely, without end. It’s No7 Men Protect and Perfect Advanced Serum, designed to focus on deep strains and wrinkles. No7 serums are famend for delivering anti-ageing outcomes and this one isn’t any completely different. Slides on shortly and simply beneath any moisturiser or sunscreen, it’s the final word no-fuss big-results addition to any skincare routine. In the event you can persuade him to have one… it’s £24.95 at Boots.

The Godfather

Do you know that Boots have a complete collection of actions and experiences to purchase as presents? The whole lot from supercar driving to aeroplane classes, helicopter rides to clay pigeon capturing. No person of their proper thoughts would belief Don Corleone with an precise gun, so Clay Pigeon capturing was out, however I assumed that maybe Paintballing can be an appropriate (and secure) various. The Godfather and three of his associates can select a handy paintballing location after which hearth at one another to their hearts’ content material, realizing that they’re not going to start out a New York mob warfare.

I feel that there’s an expertise present for nearly each kind of father, on the Boots web site. It’s an absolute superstore of actions. So you may be good, and get one thing that the recipient will really like (a calming afternoon tea, maybe, if that’s their jam), or you may actually sew them up and purchase them an expertise match for less than essentially the most excessive adrenaline junkie. The selection is yours.

Paintballing for four is £20 at Boots.com

Father Christmas

I don’t assume anybody would have purchased Father Christmas a beard trimmer earlier than. It’s a bit presumptuous, isn’t it? Everyone knows he likes to maintain it lengthy and fluffy over the vacation interval. However – aha! What in regards to the occasions in-between? Do you actually assume he needs to cart round that monstrosity one year a 12 months?

Step ahead the Philips Series 9000 Prestige Beard Trimmer with Steel Precision Technology and BeardAdapt Sensor. Now look: that is no strange beard trimmer. It’s just like the Rolls Royce of beard trimmers. Smooth, steel-bodied, expensively weighty within the hand. Simply sliding it from its carry case is a sensorial expertise, actually pleasing, even for me and I don’t have a beard. A lot.

That is what Santa wants from December twenty sixth till the Autumn. To trim all of it off. He’ll discover that his beard, come the next Christmas, will probably be way more shapely and fluffy due to his annual shearing.

However this isn’t a trimmer reserved solely for Father Christmas: mere mortals may witness the fashionable prowess of the 9000 Status. It’s £109.99 at Boots – one for all the boys who’ve been very, superb.

(And for those who’re searching for one thing aside from a shaver, this Gifts for Him web page has all of the choices in a single place, from skincare to aftershaves and extra.)

In order that’s the three most well-known fathers catered for. However what about all the different dads? The place to start out?

Nicely actually, I’ve exhausted myself with all of this considering however I’ll offer you a bonus suggestion for all the trendy fathers on the market: Gucci Responsible Pour Homme. Particularly the Eau de Parfum.

The Parfum is so smooth and horny. The bottle is a little bit of a showstopper – it has a particular “if Batman wore scent” vibe – and the perfume itself is heat, woody and manageably unique. It’s a crowd-pleaser however in a massively subtle approach – and who doesn’t need one thing a bit luxurious and trendy from the Home of Gucci? Daddy, Daddy Cool.

Gucci Guilty Pour Homme Parfum is £83.30 at Boots.

And for those who’re nonetheless caught for concepts then try this Gifts for Dad information for extra inspiration.

Costs are appropriate at time of writing and whereas shares final.

Proper, I’m going to cease there. There’s an actual danger that a few of my present concepts may backfire on me. I wish to state this proper now: I can’t be held completely accountable if Santa turns up clean-shaven for Christmas 2023…